Oh my god. This Lord Thunderquark is such a bore. It's as if somebody dug up a massive block of Boring from the land of Snooze and carved him out of it. Even his hair is bored.... its receeding down his head in a slowly and agonising escape attempt. He was talking to me last night over dinner about the merits of crossbreeding pigs and mushrooms or something like that. I swear i thought his entire droopy face was going to just slip off his boring skull and turn into a puddle tedious boring goo... maybe it would scuttle away and find a new life somewhere with his hair. The man keeps on using the term "It's interesting to know...."... INTERESTING!.... its obscene that he even uses the word. He makes it sound dirty.
Nothing else much has happened lately... the three daughters are orbiting like hawks about to rip a happy field mouse out of the grass...
Oh and I managed to hit that short woman with my applecore this morning. She got up out of the mud... wiped the pig poo off her face and said "Thankyou M'lord" before some children attacked her to get the core off her before she ate it.
It's good to be King. (ok... so i'm not the king...yet...)
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
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