Jeem Bo isn't happy.

Jeem Bo slowly wakes up.

Jeem Bo finds himself alone in the dark forest. How long he's been here, he doesn't know.

Jeem Bo has lost his weapons, his clothes, his pack and is in a somewhat awkward (and shivery cold) position in the depths of the forest.

Jeem Bo doesn't remember getting here. The last thing he remembers is a blur of antlers, hooves, angry gay moose snorting and then... nothing.

Jeem Bo can smell Bourbon yet there is none to be found much to his disgust.

Jeem Bo can see a light somewhere to the north in the distant forest.

Jeem Bo can see a fig tree.

Jeem Bo can see a trail of blood leading south and notices that he has a considerable amount on his person. The blood is dry and crusty. Ick. It doesn't seem to be leaking from his own private reserve though.

Jeem Bo has fur in his teeth, scratches on his back and teeth marks in his arse.

Jeem Bo isn't happy.

Whats does Jeem Bo do?

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So?... what does Jeem Bo Do?