Elfis goes deep throat

Into the cave and into darkness and chaos.

"Ahh Vill safe yoo mein freint!" Bellowed the Minotaur in the darkness

For a brief moment the cavern is illuminated as Aaahnult's greataxe scrapes across the stone and I see the beastly crawly thing lunge at him.

More darkness... more scrabbling... I trip over something that yaps at me. Batman the bulldog.

Words creep into the darkness, in a language that makes ones skin crawl... magic.

Suddenly the cavern is lit up as Abe begins to glow. He's crouched in a corner with his book o magic in one hand and his magic staff in the other.

The crawler stops attacking Aaahnult and immediately turns in the direction of the light.

"Ahh fark" mutters Abe quickly preparing to cast another spell.

I think the crawler is drawn to the light - or the magic?

Aaahnult drops his axe, there's no room to swing it in here and leaps on the crawler, bear hugging it's midsection. Its skin oozes slippery goo and he has a hard time getting a grip. I can see cola twitching halfway down is throat because its skin is transparent. Her skin is starting to dissolve. I bravely throw up on Batman.

To my shock and dismay, Elfis runs past me, leaps up and wedges one foot on the crawlers bottom jaw and wrenches it open, shoving his grubby guitar in its maw to wedge it open... the creature bucked and writhed about, trying to shake off Aaahnult and Elfis and get to Abe who was starting to back away rather quickly.... but its hard to hide when you are the light!

Batman waddles as fast as his rotund slobbering frame and muster and latches onto the beasts tail.

"There's a whole lotta shakin goin' on" sings Elfis with a mad gleam in his eye as he reaches down the beasts deep throat with his one spare hand and grabs Cola's hand.

The strings twang and snap on the dodgy guitar as it begins to bow under the pressure of the beasts jaws...

This can't be happening... Elfis can't be the Hero!