Tossers

"We should send the hound, Mun" Said Jeem-Bo
"Woot that!, Woof you!" Said Batman
"Aah think thats a no mah man" Said Elfis
"Send Falconburger" Muttered Conning in his sleep. They ignored the gimpdwarf as all gimpdwarves should be ignored.
"We should flip a coin mun" Said Jeem-bo "Let de fates decide"
"Ah-huh huh, aah like that plan man" Said Elfis fishing a dirty penny out of his manky sock.
Elfis flipped the coin high into the air. Time seemed to slow down as it turned over and over before landing on the ground between them with a dull thud... on its edge and rolled into the swamp with a gloop.

"Dis is ope less. I'll go and check it out" said Jeem-bo and slogged off into the swamp weilding a half full bottle of Slate.